Ever find yourself singing the wrong words to a great song, but they sound so good you just keep using them? Here are a couple examples:
“Scuse me while I kiss this guy” instead of “Scuse me while I kiss the sky” (Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix)
“Hold me closer, Tony Danza” instead of “Hold me closer, tiny dancer” (Elton John, “Tiny Dancer”)
Well, these are called mondegreens, words mistaken for other words. Submit your favorite mondegreen. Try to submit the actual lyrics too. I’m sure all the readers will be singing along with you!